you put the condom on your dick
but you don’t actually do any fucking
it’s a metaphor
I can’t get laid
When the Waifu Age is fully upon us, all you losers with your flesh-and-blood mates will be publicly ridiculed for living in the past
(Source: broken-universes, via rosencruez)
Basic description of Full Frontal’s plans.
Why celebrate Earth Day when you could celebrate your pride as a Spacenoid? Sieg Neo Zeon!